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When you’re driving during a winter storm and hit an icy patch causing the car to slide around. If you control it, it will dance around.
The roads were bad when I was driving back last night. The car and I were performing the Scandinavian Tango
by Car crash survivor 69 January 25, 2026
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The feat of having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries (a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl).

Easier versions of this are the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple and the Scandinavian Triple.

A Scandinavian Triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities (in any order) on three successive nights, while a lifetime Scandinavian triple is accomplished if you manage to do the feat over your lifetime.

This version of the Scandinavian Triple has not been achieved in recorded history.
This is it, this is my best shot at nailing a Golden Scandinavian Triple.

Keep it cool bro, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, you don't wanna blow it.
by Atooooool May 21, 2016
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The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.
by Atooooool March 30, 2016
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The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia
With a can of soda costing over $2, Helsinki is the most scandinavilous city I've ever visited.
by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008
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A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross
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