Staten Island Stinker

When you leave a reeking fart just before exiting a subway car, so that the doors close and lock the victims inside with the smell.

I left a beautiful Staten Island Stinker on the 6-train this morning. I think I might have killed someone's poodle.

by subwayfarter April 21, 2011

staten island ice tea

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.

by Edwaldo September 18, 2016

Santeno

The name santeno mean intelligent,brave,confident caring and they think there ugly but there cute.

Santeno is the best boyfriend in the world

by Professor Robertson November 24, 2021

Staten Island Tech

Some of the teachers have like 4 doctorates and just give hella work and torture you for fun, other teachers become your best friends. All our sports teams suck major ass but the 2020 senior football team thought they were the coolest people on the planet. The track team is a cult of weird nerds. Half the school lives in Brooklyn despite it being in Staten Island. The ones from sheepshead bay are literally the worst people to grace the planet earth. Rude racist Russians who carry long champ bags with Gucci slides despite living in two bedroom apartments in a dog shit neighborhood in Brooklyn. The ones from the island are usually are pretty nice but some are from tottenville and make you want to kill yourself. Literally zero diversity every one is Asian and russian, youre a minority being an Irish kid. Did I mention they force you to take Russian. The Russian teachers are almost all AWFUL literally treat their class like a USSR throwback ball. Everyone’s GPA is a 4.0 and getting an 80 in a class is treated like failing out of highschool. Everyone goes to an Ivy or Binghamton and college acceptance days are treated like literal dooms day. The bathrooms are a smoke show of honors kid burnouts who are desperately trying to get through their day via nicotine and wax pens. Despite all of this I couldn’t imagine myself anywhere else. You get super close with your friends and as much as you hate it one day you’ll look back and wish you could do it all again.

“What’d you do in highschool?”
“Cried, studied, and smoked in the bathrooms.”
“What?”
“Oh yeah, I went to Staten Island tech”

by Youdeeznuts April 26, 2022

staten island

Manhattan's asshole

People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains

by Mr. LS June 20, 2008

Staten Island

Staten Island, often never heard of by most people living in New York; the "forgotten borough." It's a pretty, nice, and quiet area to live in. The most greenest borough out of all five boroughs. It's filled with filthy rich people with spoiled kids.

Staten Island people are filthy rich.

by AngelicAngel April 16, 2009

Staten Island

Extension of New Jersey and the country's garbage dump. Is more like some dump city in Upstate New York than like Manhattan. The only boro where you will actually find real-live rednecks.

Staten Island once wanted to secede from NYC; Giuliani should have let them.

The South once wanted to secede from the US; Lincoln should have let them!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005