San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

San Francisco Railroad

The act of a man fucking a person doggy-style, while having a double ended dildo up his ass, and simultaneously fucking another person behind him with the opposite end of the dildo.

I was a runaway freight train on the San Francisco Railroad. My hips and ass hurt from all of the "chugging."

by Herbie VerSmelt April 23, 2013

San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

San Francisco Sidewalk

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.

"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"

by Dienda Mye Dick September 27, 2019

San-Francisco Hotmic

When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.

Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.

by bugprsn May 5, 2023

San Francisco clouds

Clouds so dense with smog, they resemble smoke

While me and Sarah were at the park, we saw a San Francisco clouds moveing in

by Pleaseendme June 9, 2018

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021