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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
mugGet the The Randallizermug.

Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
mugGet the Randallmug.

Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
mugGet the Randal Kolo Muanimug.

Randal

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: don't pay attention to him, he's just a randal
by meme nation January 6, 2018
mugGet the Randalmug.

Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3
I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.
by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
mugGet the Randall Middle Schoolmug.

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.
My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.
by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019
mugGet the Jack Randalmug.

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.
That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.
by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022
mugGet the Rizz god randallmug.

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