Moot Racer

Someone that suntans ones genitalia

Shari likes to moot racer all the time

by cunt guts July 22, 2017

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

Racer

A really stupid blond boy who Sits on the couch all day and eats has to weigh over 300 pounds also really short has no friends

I really hate racer

by Han jsmdbhcjjdmd July 28, 2021

Racer

A male who is intentionally obnoxious, heartless, cruel, and satanic. Usually, their behavior reflects towards the own family, especially siblings. You may refer to them as human animals.

Racers don't follow a stereotypical appearance, but their behavior is:

-They make jokes about having sex with family members
-They walk around the house naked to show off their "dominance"
-To mark their territory, they will urinate at places within the house
-They act with intimidation but are extremely whiny

My brother, he's such a Racer!
Urgh, really dad? Do we have to invite the Racer to my birthday party?

by Smithson "Marine" Mire May 23, 2021

Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race

I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning

by Albannt December 27, 2022