mobile racer

A ro-racing term for bad drivers/people who play on phones.

Avriix almost made the playoffs, but Slider just decided to be a mobile racer.

by Anannymoist August 30, 2022

Gerbil Racer

A competitive sport in the gay community where men will raise their own gerbil at home and bring it to parties to compete against other mens pet gerbils. To be a gerbil racer, one must show their gerbil is far superior with its penetration into the owners anus, thus winning the race.

Hey Kye, I know your the Gerbil Racer Champion, but can you show me how you get the maximum penetration to take the gold metal?

by TrickyRicky420 September 21, 2022

A Racer

The act of of blowing your superior while getting receiving anal from his assistant. Done while in the act of conducting a light survey.

Every time a go to work, I get picked to do a light survey, and receive a racer.

by Chunko the human didlo September 26, 2022

Speed Racer

to pull a Speed Racer is to miss a checkpoint on every lap of the race

I was way behind him at the start but he pulled a Speed Racer and I ended up winning

by Albannt December 27, 2022

Waterski Racer

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)

Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."

by pythonyt December 2, 2023

nigga racer

the biggest blackie mothafuckin truck from home dp (kanye west and confederate approved)

chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER!"
chester stone 745: "GOD MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!!"
chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER, I WANNA BUY THIS BITCH sUper D bAd Boy!!!"
spongenigga: "GOT MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!"

by certified nigga fucker February 15, 2024

Sim racer

A sim racer is someone who enjoys the sport or hobby of Sim racing. Moreover, this person is interested in becoming a real life driver. Most sim racers use IRacing, a website that is used to simulate the experience of racing. Less commonly, Sim racers use Gran Turismo 7, a PlayStation exclusive arcade racing game.

"You know that I'm a sim racer right"?

"What the hell is a sim racer"?

by Section 80 October 3, 2024