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Person in Quarantine

A docile creature who sleeps, watches theories on YouTube, listens to 00s music, surfs the web for why their life sucks, takes comfort in inanimate objects and pets if they have any. This person will also lock themselves in a room for a certain amount of time and only leave to do essential stuff (eg: bathroom stuff aka showering and brushing teeth, food and limited social contact. This person will also be EXTREMELY bored.
Friend: Hey lets go shopping

Me: cant im a Person in Quarantine
by TheRisingTiedFortMinor July 17, 2021
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Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts
by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020
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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 19, 2020
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Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff
#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.
by Snakevon February 19, 2021
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Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine
Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
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Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
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