Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 11, 2019

Python

snek

I code in Python
How the fuck do you code a snake

by poobity boobity August 13, 2022

purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

Python

A slang word for pedophile or a person who sends death threats to young girls

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that EDP guy"
Person 2: "yeah, he is a real python"

by Premier SMTHNFNNY101 October 14, 2022

rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.

Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 2, 2017