Prawn

A noun used as an insult towards someone's intelligence, common sense or attitude.

Person One: "Isn't the sun colder at night?"
Person Two: "Mate you're such a fucking Prawn"

by Duck Quack May 27, 2015

Royal Prawn

A person who has made a fool out of themselves but refuses to back down from their incorrect stance on a particular topic.

That Karen is really making a Royal Prawn of herself.

by yeahbuudi November 29, 2022

prawn ready

Being a pro Hank player is being prawn ready

Person1: Why are you playing as Hank? He sucks.
Person2: Because I was PRAWN READY!

by Ilovehanktheprawn April 9, 2024

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

prawn head

a person who has no guts and a head full of shit.

the stupid weak bugger is a prize prawn head.

by roosaloose February 5, 2019

Prawn Hold

The prawn hold is the act of slumping over a defeated opponent, with straightened and tense arms so as to prevent escape.

Variations of this procedure have included:
Wriggling and occasional spooning

Hugh: I just got Dwayne in the Rock Snare!
Alfred: Quick, get him in the Prawn Hold!

by HughareHugh July 7, 2011

gindu prawns

Those shit little prawns in fried rice/pizza whatever, like throw them back and wait till they’re ready

Chris: hate these goddamn gindu prawns fried rice
Tone: dude you hate all seafood

by Tone22 July 7, 2021