My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...
by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003

You're too potatoe to communicate properly.
by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015

Definition 1:
A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal
Definition 2:
The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.
A potato is a starchy vegetable high in carbohydrates which can be either boiled, mashed or used to compliment a meal
Definition 2:
The code word used for initiate a gang rape session.
Definition 1:
Mum: Cooking dinner
Son: Can I have an extra potato?
Definition 2:
Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no
Mum: Cooking dinner
Son: Can I have an extra potato?
Definition 2:
Person 1: POTATO on Zac!!!
Zac: Oh no
by thebigpenis42069 January 29, 2017

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.
Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013

When someone acts Insanely crazy or starts asking questions that make no sense. Usually happens due to lack of sleep.
Aiden: can worms cry...?
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
Emma: go to sleep, your potatoing
Aiden: I lock worms up in my basement and use their skin as pencil grippies
Emma: go to sleep, you're potatoing too much
by Potatoing September 14, 2016
