Pope Grope

The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.

Dave won't shut up about the amazing Pope Grope he got last weekend.

by asp9465 November 6, 2016

Pope-arazzi

Any gathering of media paparazzi surrounding an appearance of The Pope.

Pope-arazzi gathered to await word from the papal enclave announcing the new pope.

by deerex March 11, 2013

Pounding the Pope

slang for masturbate

He was caught pounding the pope

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

Bearded Pope

The act of shitting on the face of an elderly Catholic.

He was fuming after being given a bearded pope

by dcj278 July 6, 2011

Pope Hope

The unrealistic, but ever-present, belief of progressive Catholics that this pope will be any different than the last 200.

"My pope hope is built on the fact that he's our first Latino pontiff and an advocate of the poor!!"

"Don't get your pope hope up, he's also from the most conservative wing of cardinals."

by Just a bill... March 13, 2013

Bread Pope

The epic leader that is leader and preaches bread. For the bread Gang.

Have you heard the bread Popes sermons.

Yes he talked about bread.

by Bread Pope May 22, 2020

Walter Pope

Someone who is completely innocent and did no wrong doing. A Walter Pope has never said a bad thing, and is blamed for actions he didn't commit.

Hey that Walter Pope never said that

by DuckorGoose May 14, 2020