Fucking Petty

When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.

Girl: "Oh my god D-ron stop being so fucking petty and leave him alone!"

by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019

Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018

Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.

“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”

by Petty package October 19, 2017

petty stuff

"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."

"Jake, as I indicated earlier when I was asked about that, I'm not going to deal with that kind of petty stuff," Tillerson said. "I mean, this is a town that seems to relish in gossip, rumor and innuendo. And they feed on it. They feed on it in a very destructive way. I don't work that way and I don't feel that way."

by Bardia Asef October 16, 2017

Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

by MTrain84 March 21, 2017

jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017