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Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!
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Perez Hilton

The gossip blogger that The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at on facebook via video for his frequent practice of copyright infringement as the gossip blogger The Rusty Nail takes aim at the publisher since 2005 when she was going as Sam Young. The copyrape blogger exposethetard violated many of his copyrights as it would watermark his old photos ala Gothic.net regulars under the Darren era as he got fired over his bullying. Noted the turning point was having found out the author used a photo of him in a tux and then drained the lizard on it as he photographed the aftermath. It was uploaded to Xanga as those in the underground horror circles had mixed reactions not sure whether to laugh their head off or be pissed (no pun intended.) Perez Hilton is the one that been known to out other donut punchers into being a fellow shit-stabber himself. Someone who became famous for yellow journalism (or the term being a piss blogger.)
Oh fuck Perez Hilton is raping copyrights again? Oh hell no -- a light blue blog where the entries are fact checked and employing youtube documentaries to add to the punch is on the bastard, here comes the curb stomp beatdown verbally as he's the Republican version who uses harsher language. He's noted for even sniping on classmates because some refused to speak up when he caught Something Awful lifting his most enduring creative nonfiction outing. He found the photo of the classmate on a Jail site then took a photo flipping the bird at the mugshot, then called the blog "Faustian Bargain." Hilton you really should be worried when the light blue blog is giving you the riot act.
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derian perez

The best motherfucker in the world. Has the fastest truck.
by Fryiermchikk December 22, 2016
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Dirty Perez

When you release your bowels onto your partners chest, then proceed to rub both your chests together. Smearing the content, until your chest looks hairy!!!!!!
You hear my girl wants to try the Dirty Perez??? My showers gonna stink for a month
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Noe Perez

SOOOOOO FUCKING SHORT 3RD GARDERS ARE TALLER THAN HIM. BIG ASSSSS MONKEY EARS
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caleb perez

Dude:How much rizz u got?

Me:Caleb perez

Dude:Oh shii
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