Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

by Backplant March 17, 2024

Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 17, 2024

Parked

1. something so easy its like driving a parked car

2. something so boring its like a parked car

Bro that test was so parked. I could have done it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car

Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024