bid padder

Using eBay or any other similar website, is when i person puts a item up for auction and want to get the highest possible price so uses a friend to place bids and up the overall sale price.

Greg: Hey, will you bid padder my Sony bravia on eBay, i want at least $600 for it, but im im only at $275

Tony: Yes sure,

by Ben & Jerrys May 9, 2009

Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.

Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"

by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010

Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.

“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”

by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020

paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

paddle

a videogame controller

Hand me the other paddle.

by Eugene December 28, 2005