Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.

I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.

by MagnumPI January 1, 2010

Black Oyster

When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.

"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"

by butthole52 January 31, 2010

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

oyster sauce

Slang for Vaginal Lubricant.

"Honey, can you pass the Oyster Sauce? I'm a little dry."

by Rusty Larue February 27, 2014