MagnumPI's definitions

Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.

I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.

by MagnumPI January 1, 2010

The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010