by Pete January 26, 2005
St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!
Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
by snug cb kid go je j go cvhy November 13, 2022
Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)
FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.
- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
by CGrace May 07, 2024
A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK
Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!
by dickNIGGA123 October 03, 2022
by DesignedDino July 28, 2023
A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”
by Lmaohi7 May 16, 2019