Outsideness

From former University of Warwick professor of philosophy and proponent of accelerationism Nick Land's Twitter handle @Outsideness. Land commonly spends his days shitposting on Twitter.

Hey, did you see that new Outsideness post?

by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020

spill your seed outside of me

To practice the "withdrawal" method during sex with a woman; ie "pull and shoot".

Sally: “I’m prepared to do my duty as your wife, but I ask that you spill your seed outside of me.”

Randall: "But Honey, I don't want to make a mess on our new wallpaper."

by Alley G December 14, 2012

outsanity

Unlike insanity, which is simply a lack of sanity, outsanity is the complete opposite of sanity. Imagine going all the way through insanity and coming out on the other end, discworld-like, in a state that is so silly and weird and zany that there is no other way to describe it other that being completely outsane; a sort of state where your sanity is racing down a fifth-dimension street with a soapbox parade in tow, shouting 'I am the emperor of Sicily! I am nighthoover! Fear me! FEAR ME!' - imagine that, if you can, and you might get an idea of what outsanity is like. But you have to be there to know it.

A: What the hell is that? Are you mad?
B: Mad? Me? Oh nonono, my dear... I'm outsane. Muahahahaha!

by Lady Pennywhistle July 1, 2005

inside-outside joke

attempting to explain an inside joke to others, resulting in a loss of humour.

guy #1: "Bitch put some pants on!"

guy #2: "What?"
guy #1: "It's an inside joke. Let me tell you the story."
guy #1: (attempts to explain inside joke)
guy #2: "Keep inside jokes on the inside, please."
guy #1: "Dammit. Inside-outside joke. Sorry about that."

by a T-rex January 30, 2014

outside dick

dick other than ur mans dick.

Cheryl fell in love wit the outside dick, n left her man.

by Heather n Chelsea June 7, 2004

Otis

Otis is the kind of guy who loves a nice pint when the times right; and has a passion for football, although Fifa does it for him. He is a ladies man but fears commitment. Otis' are often on the shorter side, but they make up for it in other areas ;-) He is confident, and his charming smile makes him irresistibly cute. He has an individual style and can easily lounge in his pjs all day enjoying his own company, or just chilling with the lads. He has a tendency to conceal his true feelings, and it takes time to unlock his character. He only goes for the right girl. And he is also a jokes drunk.

"Wish Otis was here!"

by gingernutz October 31, 2017

outs

To have a falling out or disagreement with another individual.

Tom & Kelly had an outs as they didn't see eye to eye.
The quarterback and centre had an outs after their game loss over who's fault the fumbled snap was.
After hooking up with Mike's girlfriend Emanuel and he had an outs.

by Dave O'Dell January 11, 2008