The Otter Empire

An Empire of a variety otter but mainly River Otters, there army is composed of the Navy,(Sea Otters)The Air force(Gliding Otters TM all rights reserved)The Military(The River Otters as the tanks, and the smaller otters as the army men) There favorite food is seafood and sushi. There favorite drink is wayl!fe chocolate milk. There empire stretches over 500 rivers, a quarter of the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean, and half of the Indian Ocean. Allies are the Harold Army TOP SECRET FILE: CLASSIFIED. Secret Weapons = A variety of nuclear missiles, Tanks made of titanium, and flamethrowers.

The Otter Empire took over my river today.
The Otter Empire destroyed a my submarine 2 weeks ago.

by The Harold Army April 18, 2019

Otter Burn

The brush burn you get during sex with an "otter", caused by his beard/stubble.

"What's that redness?"

"Oh, Nathan gave me otter burn last night, he really needs to shave!"

by Blue9Eyes9 August 25, 2013

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021

ottish otter

A expert frisbee thrower who usually hits autistic people in the head because he/she is an idiota

Hey you idiota why u hit my child in the head , ottish otter!

by Big boy kris January 11, 2018

Otter's nostril

A woman's vagina

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.

by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010

Soaked Otter

When the inside of a womans foxhole becomes so wet it resembles a wet soaky otter!!

Soaked Otter

by Big Sammmm May 29, 2010

Otter way

A joke people use when they see otters rise from the sea and cross the street.

Steve: Look at that otter he is going the otter way other the street
Joe: You otter be proud of yourself

by editing stuff November 6, 2020