by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
When you're desperate for a poo, your toilet radar makes your need to go more and more urgent the closer you get to a toilet. The moment you close the cubicle door and start to pull your pants down, your toilet radar goes into overdrive and there's no going back!
Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.
Your toilet radar also has a 'roaming' mode for when you go to a country where you are fearful of the sanitary standards of the bathrooms. With no acceptable toilet nearby, your toilet radar suppresses the need to relieve yourself for days at a time.
Relieved Man 1: "Phew, that was a close one, my toilet radar went mad just as I got into the cubicle - it was a close shave as the radar nearly didn't account for the trouble I was going to have unbuttoning my jeans!"
Friend: "Too much information, man."
Friend: "Too much information, man."
by famico December 02, 2009
When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.
Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-
by Im Jergen Noff July 20, 2010
When sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time causes one or both legs to go numb therefore inhibiting you to walk for a short time after.
Pepe: "AHHHHHHH i can’t feel my legs"
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
George: "Well, how long have you been on the toilet?"
Pepe: "half an hour max"
George: "No shit you gone and got yourself some Toilet Polio."
by I only wipe once February 05, 2011
When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.
by naterooni July 23, 2008
by maxjar10 August 11, 2006
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
by Suck my lemons March 16, 2020