While you finger a (gender of choice) butthole and they shit continuously on your hand. You keep going and then fuck them like a rabbit.
I invited tootsie pop Tammie to the Dirty Dash last night, she called me back for another team gathering the following day.
by Ballsdeepfirstpush January 05, 2017
by Definingyourwords January 05, 2017
A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
by officerk December 04, 2011
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by Jtron 3000 October 06, 2003
by ratchetho12 October 12, 2009
The art of sneaking out of a restaurant without paying, even though you have plenty of cash to cover. Usually done after bar close with a feeling of invincibility, followed with feelings of guilt the next morning.
May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
May include anxiety over the possibility of being arrested over a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast.
Real faint of heart will call back the restaurant with some lame excuse and proceed to drive back to the establishment with a 10 dollar bill clutched in their fist.
Denny's: Good Morning, Denny's!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
Joey: Uh, hi. I was at your establishment last night and I got a call from a friend who was sick. He needed a ride to the hospital and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to pay!
Denny's: You don't say!
Joey: Yup, I will be there in 20 minutes with the $6.80. Good Bye.
Denny's: (After hanging up & speaking to manager) Last night's dine and dash will be in to pay in 20 minutes!
by Earl Woodrow June 11, 2007