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Oblongdoushie

Trash, waste or garbage. Unwanted leftovers.
Dude, keep your grimalkin out of my oblongdoushie.
by Ruthanne W. September 23, 2008
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ooling

ooling - the practice of searching for new and creative ways to use the internet or find obscure information.
I was ooling around on the internet the other day and found out how to get email alerts whenever my username pops up
by emmerthouse2 May 2, 2011
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obligift

(noun or verb) Portmanteau of "obligatory" and "gift." A gift which must be given but which the giver has not wanted to give or perhaps the receiver to accept.
"So what did you obligift your boss?"
"I got him a scented candle."
by beentheredonethat1 December 26, 2013
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Obligerent

A word used by assholes to prove they are retarded fuckwads that love to jerk themselves off at work.
Paul loves to say he is obligerent.
by Phuckpall May 11, 2018
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Racial obligation

the obligation of a race to continue that race, or an excuse as to why you got pregnant (only applicable when the person, or persons are of the same race)
dude, the white people in this town are running low, well i guess that give us the racial obligation to knock a girl up

But dad! he knocked me up cause we have a racial obligation to continue our race
by wikidgirl420 February 5, 2010
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Mornight Owlings

Two people who knock out late at night while talking on the phone without knowing it and waking up early in the morning to do their thing. A friendship full of hugs, smiles, and laughter.
"What are we?" - "Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!" - "Are you tired?" - "Nope." *Next morning* "Dude, what happened?" - "I don't know, did I fall asleep on you?" - "I don't know, I thought I fell asleep on you!" -- :)
by AnonymousLove October 20, 2010
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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
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