Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nub

A loser

Artymiller is such a nub.

by pamicam December 5, 2014

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

Nub

Noun. The equivalent of calling someone an “egg.” Some you care about, but also they’re annoying (in a nice way).

Wow, Gus is such a nub.
Gus drank all of the honey from the bottle. That is cute yet alarming. How nubby.

by Mugcake April 6, 2020

nub

A combination of noob and scrub. A particularly poor player that exhibits less skill than the regular new player. Someone who is so bad, that even a total newbie could show them up.

I'm new at this, but you're a total nub.

You suck. Even a noob could kick your ass!

by XxX[420pr0]f42Tm45t4HkU5H-SWAG October 5, 2012

nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 9, 2004

nubbing

When an individual is fingered by another who has had the top half of their fingers amputated.

Andrew enjoyed watching Ezra nubbing himself.

by Samwize the lame May 13, 2005