Nostalgia Glazer

when someone is so nostalgic and focused on the past that they glaze everything from the past because they are blinded like nostalgia and cant get its dick out of there mouth

dan:dude did you hear about the new minecraft update?

some dipshit:yeah..but personally i think that beta was better-

dan: shut the fuck up Nostalgia Glazer

by Turles811 April 9, 2025

Nostalgia Cuckolding

misrepresenting someone else's history of a place and selling it back to them

this 538 Johnson hippie run website is really nostalgia cuckolding the punk scene

by punkhistorian August 17, 2019

Faux Nostalgia

Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.

Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)

by ManBehind August 31, 2023

Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.

"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."

by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022

Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective

"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"

by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025

Destructive nostalgia

Excessive amount of nostalgia and grieving for the past to the point where present and the future becomes irrelevant for the person. This can be mostly caused by lack of happiness in the present and depression. The name destructive comes from the fact it causes destruction of the future due to being demotivated to do anything for it.

Patient: "The present and future has nothing for me, the brightness of my lost past is corroding my mind."
Therapist: "That sounds like destructive nostalgia."

by realsvr March 11, 2021

Nostalgia

It sounds like it´s a place like Florida - Nylah

I´m going to Nostalgia

by hitherepeeps October 20, 2020