When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.
by soflokavadefanators December 4, 2015
Get the pearly messmug. the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011
Get the mega messmug. by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008
Get the pubic messmug. by Jmeaty5 May 3, 2018
Get the Mess Lovemug. by Litdude11 August 28, 2017
Get the Dope As Messmug. When you trying planning a surprise party for your bf and his twin sister, but his twin sister already invites everyone to go to Dave and busters for the same day, so you tell everyone to lie to her and say you can’t make it. But then your bf gets pissed no one can make it even though he himself didn’t want to go so you have to ruin the surprise and tell him and her the truth leaving everyone to chose between your boyfriend and his twin sister because she still wants to go to Dave and busters and then your bf’s younger brother gets involved and starts spreading rumors and telling people he’s pissed at people and taking sides so his gf and her friend get sucked into the drama.
by Jaxson12 March 29, 2022
Get the What a messmug. Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!
by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008
Get the Hott Messmug.