niccolofuck_

the best person to ever exist. the person with the cutest name and intresting hobbies. also my bf :

niccolofuck_: i’m bored.
me: let’s write poems & paint art :3

by kittenshit:bee March 21, 2021

Nantucket Nacho Supreme

If your stomach is craving for a traditional Mexican delight and your big, throbbing cock is screaming for a nice, wet vagina, look no further than the Nantucket Nacho Supreme. The nacho supreme is a combination of two great things and must be made very carefully and specifically. First you must start by engaging in a three way with two women. (We are fans of the devils three way but if want this food option, two ladies is the way to go.) One of the women in the three way is required to be a virgin. Next you lay the non virgin down and pour some crisp tortilla chips on her abdomen. You then take a nice piss all over those chips. This is replica of the cheese on nachos. Now you shart all over the chips. Make sure the shart explodes when exiting the buttox. This explosive shart replicates spicy ground beef. You then will shove your entire hand down your throat and throw up on top of the nachos to replicate the guacamole. Next you take the virgin and pound the mess out of her. Hopefully you pop her cherry which will bleed and replicate the salsa. Last but not least you cum all over the top of the nachos which is the sour cream. Only the finest of men can complete the making of this food.

Blaine: Dang John, I'm really hungry!
John: How bout you call Margaret and Caroline and make a Nantucket nacho supreme.
Blaine: Dang John, you sir are an innovator. I think I have some fresh shart ready to explode out of my cheeks!

by Smith2069 May 31, 2017

Gamer Nachos

The nachos you make in the middle of a long gaming session. Consists of whatever cheese you have laying around (usually Kraft or Velveeta) melted over chips. Made very quickly because you need to get back to gaming.

I made some gamer nachos between COD matches, really helped me power through the next 4 hours.

by maryland manson April 27, 2020

Nicholas

The superior way to spell Nicholas.

Boy: Ah, it's Nicholas, with an "h."
Girl: Yes, that is the correct spelling.

by Definitely not Nicholas. September 10, 2020

Nacho Libre

the most fire goon you will ever meet nacho libre is like the chuck norris of mexican guys... love me Nacho Libre

"Holy crap is that Nacho Libre? " "no that's just a man with eagle wings and firework launchers for hands that's not cool enough to be Nacho LIbre"

or "Paint me like one of your french girls Nacho libre" (Sigh's lustfully)

by love me Nacho... March 8, 2017

Nicholas Vaughn Sheets

(noun): a man of the gentleman class.

"Wow, he's quite 'Nicholas Vaughn Sheets'!"

by yoursexymother January 18, 2009

mathew nicholls

Used to define the king of incest,

These Mathews with only one t think that they are better than the rest but in reality they are just degenerates who can't spell

guy 1: look at that dude he probably fucks his sister
guy 2: yeah he's such a mathew nicholls

by 960 May 6, 2019