A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
Get the New Zealandmug. Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
“Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night”
“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
Get the New Zealand policemug. This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
Get the new zealand goat fiddlermug. ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
Get the new zealand zestmug. A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
Get the new zealand mud slidemug. by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
Get the New Zealandmug. Where LOTR was filmed
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
Get the New Zealandmug.