ho nest

The technical term for how hair matts up on the back of the head after vigorous, missionary position sex.

"When she came out of his hotel room, her lipstick was smeared and her hair was a ho nest."

by Kate Black September 26, 2006

cock nest

When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.

Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.

"I would have had supper on that guy's penis if it wasn't for his huge cock nest."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Shit The Nest

A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.

"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"

"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"

by Ashley Devon West August 5, 2009

Build a Nest

The act of lining a public toilet seat with toilet paper, usually one ply. the thickness of the nest varies according to each persons preference and/or depending how much piss and shit are on the seat.

i always build a nest before taking a shit in a public bathroom.

by Tina Yang December 15, 2007

rats nest

hair that is very messy and looks like a rats nest. very gross.

that bum over there has a rats nest

by lkdjfkff August 7, 2006

Wheetus Nest

A wheetus nest is a race that includes one person and one person only (Angelina). The wheetus nest has many powers. The actual wheetus nest - that makes them a wheetus nest, is embedded deep inside their chest, preventing any wheetus nest hunters (or penis chests) to take their wheetus nest and impersonate them, taking their powers.

“I am the wheetus nest!”
“we can tell”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023

fred's nest

a hairy coochie.

"Me & my girlfriend wer about 2 get it on last night and she pulled her pants down and she had some mad fred's nest!"

by hermy&tranny September 20, 2009