Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

Muffstash by suitanun January 12, 2010

Muff pad 

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

Muff pad by badgrammir February 6, 2009

fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

fuzzy muff by SaQ January 5, 2004

muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).

Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!

muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

muffshadow 

When a girl fails to shave her muff before engaging in sex. Typically occurs on Saturday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. The guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.

Dude that girl I took home had the worst muffshadow.

muffshadow by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013

muff rat 

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

muff rat by enspration5 May 28, 2004

Muff Nit 

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

Muff Nit by Maurice2nd December 18, 2008