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Monty

A mighty fine muscular man whose handsome jawline and perfect body instantly makes any girl fall in love with him. His soulful voice and witty sense of humor makes everyone around him feel high. Some people think he’s too energetic, but really it’s only cus his spirit animal is a chameleon.
“Monty looked so fine at that party the other night!”
by M0nty54 November 20, 2023
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Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!
Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty
by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022
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Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
by Man_5 September 6, 2013
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Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.
Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants
You look like a montie
by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018
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Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy
Monty is fat and severely needs help
by XdFriv January 21, 2024
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Monty

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Honestly. the dashing guy alive .he is the smartest
funniest and best guy to hang out with.he is also an
amazing friend and can seduce all the ladies or girls with
his looks. in simple words.Monty is the best person
alive right now
Honestly. I wish I was a Monty but I can't even imagine
that
Monty
by .denial cuba November 24, 2021
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