Mayo Missile

verb. The action of throwing Mayo Brown onto someone head-on

exclamation. to be shouted when doing a Mayo Missile

noun. Mayo Brown after being Mayo Missiled

Dude, you just hit me. well take this..... "Mayo Missile"

by Magic Table Kid November 27, 2004

Memphis Missile

A Memphis Missile occurs when the receiver of a Tennessee Torpedo expels the corn nibblets onto the chest/vulva/body of his/her partner after getting torpedoed.

Man, I had a wild night last night! I was having sexy times with my lady when she asked me to pleasure her with a corn cob, a little Tennessee Torpedo action. Afterwards, she farted the corn nibblets on my chest. That was my first Memphis Missile, but certainly not the last!

by IndieQueen October 9, 2008

Cruise Missile

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.

1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

Greek Missile

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

by Arousedgreek February 9, 2010

moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally

Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.

by pandono September 12, 2011

cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.

Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?

by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012