midnight lumber 

Stealing construction materials from jobsites in the middle of the night.

When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.

midnight lumber by PoppinKream March 1, 2019

Midnight Week 

When everyone is feeling gloomy or dark, there's always a kind soul there to bring you up again and to brighten your day. :))

Happy Midnight Week everyone!!!

Midnight Week by ibeflossin123 May 26, 2019

midnight cheese 

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

midnight cheese by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019

midnight club 2

A really good game that attempts to emulate illegal street racing. It doesnt get it right in style, but it suceeded in making it arcade style with realistic cars and cities. Though unliscensed, the cars can be identified. Races are either ordered point to point races or a random complete all of the points first race. Although there aren't many cars to choose from, it does give you a decent choice. Arcade mode is especially fun. For those who want an arcade style game that is mildly realistic, Midnight club 2 is probably the best you can get.

Midnight Club 2 is more than likeley the best street racing game you can get without going midnight club 3 or ea titles released alot later

midnight club 2 by mymagicaljohnson September 15, 2008

Midnight Monkey 

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.

Midnight Monkey by SarniaDrew April 8, 2010

midnight mindfuck 

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

midnight mindfuck by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008

Midnight Assault 

1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.

2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.

1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?

2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midnight Assault by CM5k December 10, 2006