Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

by A RANDO GUY March 29, 2022

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 20, 2022

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 20, 2022

Metric Puke

A person who rides a Metric Motorcycle, Suzuki, Kawasaki, Honda or any Japanese or Asian made motorcyle.

(Fill in the blank) rides one of those Japanese made motorcycles, that's why we call him a Metric Puke.

by American Iron December 20, 2010

Afety Metrics

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Afety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
-Afety Metrics

by Genormous June 14, 2022