what my friends call me cuz of my clumsinnes, my crappy backpack, and the fact that everything i touch i lose.
me; "i lost my p.e. sweatpants and now i have to run while it's raining in shorts"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
my friends; "you are a rollin' mess"
by the messy. February 08, 2009
the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011
by Jmeaty5 January 19, 2018
by Litdude11 August 28, 2017
When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.
by soflokavadefanators October 14, 2015
When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.
by A|H January 17, 2010
Take a good look at yourself in the nearest mirror because either your hair, or makeup (or god-forbid outfit!) is out of control. Don't let the "hott" in front mess confuse you.. cus you def need some frizz spray or a hair brush..fast!
by Sarah ohyeah February 27, 2008