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The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.
merkeled by Dj117 April 26, 2016
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Merkantalism 

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.
When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."
Merkantalism by Pinkie D October 26, 2011

merkshow 

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels
that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow
merkshow by straight springs March 28, 2011

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...
For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.
merkingaga by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

Merky Shadowed 

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.
Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

merkedttv 

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.
merkedttv is good at val
merkedttv by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022