below mendoza

An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.

"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."

by qalachaki January 31, 2019

Fefe Mendoza

Cannot ejaculate or talk to girls

Fefe Mendoza is so gay

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Erick Mendoza

A gay Mexican kid that is really skinny and can’t pull any girl,he is also helllllaaaa short

Erick Mendoza is gay.

by Hddjlwlx May 3, 2019

Carolina Mendoza

A brownish-yellowish girl who is about 5'4 and wants a girlfriend. She likes to drink cranberry juice and get head in GTA from hookers. Although she is lactose intolerant she still decides to eat/drink dairy products which result in shitting on the toilet and suffering from stomach pain. Carolina has good friends like mE, so dont fuck with her or I'll eat ur ass. Moral of the story, she is gay.

Carolina Mendoza
Example of this gay faggot:
carolina: "I wAnT a GirLfriEnd WAaAaaAaH"
me: "stfu"

by ur focking dad bitch May 8, 2020

The Mendozur Complex

The mendozur complex, the act of growing to hate everything over time until nothing interests you.

She is crazy, I heard she suffers from the mendozur complex.

by FilthyWeebTrash April 13, 2020

Miguel Mendoza

A little shit that snuck through the U.S border looking to hit women and uses a gun in a knife fight. Btw did I tell u he smells like beer and whines a lot and then talks shit behind ur back

I didn’t know you were like Miguel Mendoza

by Llllllllllz September 23, 2020

Carlos Mendoza

He cannot find his car, so sad.

You: Carlos Mendoza, where is your car.

Carlos: STOP IT I AM HAVING A TEST!

by boihvbjk October 3, 2020