Melissa is sexually indiscreet. She gives a whole new definition to hoejoe. If she were a sandwich she would be a sloppy hoe. There are things that are understandable but Melissa is not. Melissa is dominant and loves to eat ass. She loves it so much that she uses the pet name of eating sourkraut for tasting ass. What’s ok for a Melissa is ok for melissa but not for anyone else. She is especially sought after by A Shannon. Shannon’s can’t resist her taste and touch. A melissa will resist a Shannon but a Shannon can not resist a Melissa. A Shannon will often Pursue a Melissa by passive aggressive behavior.
by Iamncognito February 24, 2019
Melissa is a bitch with no fucking tities and she always is a good friend. She has no ass, all the boys be like hell to naw to the naw naw. And she is a whore because she tried to date a 16 year old on snapchat. So I think Melissa’s are annoying and ugly and don’t have no ass
by CuteBadie198 October 13, 2019
A girl who's typically loud, rowdy and causes trouble in all the wrong ways. She has such a shrill voice that when she speaks you want to pierce your own eardrums. Melissa has such a bad attitude that no matter how positive you feel about yourself as soon as you're around her you mental energy is drained, and your mood is just as negative as hers. Melissa is such a bad friend that most who knows her dont want to hangout with her but are forced to due to outside influence. She claims she the friend you can talk to about problems but somehow end up talking about her problems.
by Not the Nate July 05, 2019
look at melissa
by shwjjdejnejfmemdmcm October 16, 2019
No one:
Literally no one:
Melissa: *being gross*
Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa
Literally no one:
Melissa: *being gross*
Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa
by Bouttofightabitch December 30, 2019
Shes a Crescendo of adjectives. She may think blah-blah-blah, charitable with mulah and has the best dang Hoo-ha.
Don't ever play words with her , shell Scrabble your head upq
Don't ever play words with her , shell Scrabble your head upq
by ChewURfat May 25, 2018
Supposedly a woman but cant understand why some would think so, considering her appalling and grotesque looks. If sasquacth took a bloody puss oozing parasitic shit it would only be her left thigh in descripion worth. If your fell into a pit of rotting vaginal juices it would only be the same magnitude of stench to being in the same home as her. All the way acrossed it, locked in a closet, with a half a roll of duct tape over your nose and mouth. No joke face melting uglyness...and thats just the exterior....mmmhhhmmm
I found a maggot filled oozing opossum at the park today.....really?!?! You found another melissa!! Gross
by Mr. MSM November 04, 2019