Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
by Beebs76 October 03, 2023
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Tek-Mel

When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.
Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!
by NongMing January 18, 2019
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Mel Byrne

Some sort of troll like creature, habbits include eating, farting and sleeping at other peoples houses.
You will often see a mel byrne hanging around a greggs with two sausage rolls in her hand and crumbs around her mouth and crotch.
Mel Byrnes take deep pride in their buttocks or 'ghetto butty's' as they are most commonly known as.
by trollcatcher January 27, 2011
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Wicked Mel

Aka Filthy Mel, Is a definition used by people to describe a women hillbilly that is so disgusting and off putting you might vomit in your mouth a little bit.
I was hiking on the trail and I saw a wicked mel, It was so gross it made me run faster!
by Telex. April 08, 2023
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Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel", a women who (without her partners knowledge) will defecate over her partners chest while performing intercourse. Certain qualities of a "Wicked Mel" are being totally unkempt and disheveled. This Phrase is commonly said in Arkansas and Mississippi.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a Wicked Mel, While we were having fun she turns around and just shits on me!
I got real sober after that.
by Telex. April 08, 2023
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mel apocalypse

a huge army of mels approach lots of people in anger and kill all of them
last night i was so scared there was a mel apocalypse
by janko648 March 15, 2017
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mel-down

to go off, to get extremely upset. to have anger so great that nothing matters but releasing said anger.

play on the word meltdown and the name of actor Mel Gibson who has had a history of anger issues.
If my wife asks me to take the trash out one more time, i think I'm going to have a mel-down.
by Hank Morgan IV July 12, 2010
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