wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 16, 2013

BEAST MECHANIC

A mechanic that can't be out mechanized

A savant in machinery

A craftsman mechanic

A gorilla with all the monkey wrenches
Double tap

The Beast mechanic out mechanized all the other mechanics Collectively working as a network.

by 0Honeybadger July 24, 2022

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021

Nonphysical Mechanics

Nonphysical Mechanics, also Nonphysical Mechanics Theory or simply Nonphysics, is an alternative name to Extraphysical Mechanics, that's a hypothesis that supports that there are nonphysical (extraphysical) mechanics and properties that interact with the physical and it's possible to realize that during spiritual, religious and mystical experiences and during the interaction between mind, consciouness, spirit and soul with the physical body.

"Nonphysical Mechanics is just interesting, but still, it's an open field and it might take some time until start to being developed, studied and become mainstream such as the whole nonphysics / extraphysics thing and deistology thing."

by Full Monteirism May 14, 2021

Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo May 07, 2012

Scrap Mechanic

Scrap Mechanic is a very cool and creative game. It was published by Axolot games. The game features 3 gamemodes: Survival, Creative and Challenge mode. There is a legend: If you install the game, your PP will grow +3.14 inches longer and all the hot women in your area will rush to you to have the naughty.(Including Bertha)

Friend:I downloaded Scrap Mechanic
Me:WATCH OUT, 162 WOMEN ARE RUSHING TWORDS YOU!!!

by Cici_The_Elephant November 22, 2021

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013