boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

mechanical-pheonix

Mechanical-Pheonix is the world's best femboy alive. He has an A-class bussy which balances out his C-class personality. He is my, professional retard's, waifu, and true love.

"Hey dude i was reading femboy weekly and mechanical-pheonix came in second!" "no way dude, mechanical-pheonix can't been in second place, he's clearly the superior femboy!"

by Professional Mech Molester February 19, 2021

skateboard mechanic

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.

Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.

by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021

BEAST MECHANIC

A mechanic that can't be out mechanized

A savant in machinery

A craftsman mechanic

A gorilla with all the monkey wrenches
Double tap

The Beast mechanic out mechanized all the other mechanics Collectively working as a network.

by 0Honeybadger July 24, 2022

lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013