meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.

I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.

by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023

Angus Wangus Meatloaf

When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”

Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy March 5, 2024

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021