Mateo

The alpha wolf

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo

by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025

Mateo

A super gay guy. Most likely polish or American Polish . Drives a black truck . Does not know how to use any tools . Cries in the shower while listening to “I want to dance with somebody “ by Whitney Huston

Dude, you are such a Mateo

by Hugedong42069 March 29, 2023

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes

Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me

by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a sexy beast. Marte loves him so much. what a bae

Oh shi mateo texted me

by Defenitions hahhaha February 26, 2020

Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underated. should be known more.

Is that mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 28, 2022

Mateo Blay Fuster

He's a handsome and athletic guy, who thinks good about everyone and hates Sari Eriksson. He has also said the n-word multiple times.

"Hey guys looks like it's Mateo Blay Fuster."

"My man, he is the best guy ever."

by TheFInnishPhilanthropist November 14, 2023