majestic penis

A man that can handle his penis well and cause multiple orgasms. Also can be very erotic.

That man is a majestic penis.

by asbnbyyder February 27, 2015

maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

Majestical

The most majestic thing in existence.

That rhino is so majestical

by Empress Leia January 18, 2017

maiesha

An amazing person, though she's shy, she's really fun to talk to when you get to know her. she's also hot/beautiful as fuck. she'll often denies it but everyone around her knows it's true. A maiesha will never leave your side and has a heart of gold. Anyone would want a maiesha and should get one.she's truely amazing and perfect

GIRL1: Who's that
BOY2: that's maiesha she never talks tho
GIRL!:Probably beacuse you dont know her yet

by Leviisamazinggg November 24, 2021

Lèse-majesté

An offense committed against a sovereign power (this would include both kings and elected governments), particularly one which affronts the dignity or sense of self-importance of this sovereign power. Lèse-majesté describes both intentional and unintentional offenses.

The term would begin to take on an ironic or even sarcastic meaning when the supposed offense is unreasonably manufactured in the mind of the sovereign, as seen in the example below.

"This wrong sort of Sunnis, known as the Muslim Brotherhood, commits the ultimate lèse-majesté of believing in the ballot box as a source of authority rather than royal lineage." Source: New York Times, opinion page, article titled "A Middle East Primer", dated 31 Jan 2014

by Cristina Y February 14, 2014

Bro is so majestic

Those annoying fucking comments on YouTube shorts or Tik Tok you see everywhere in which most of the time the skull (💀) emoji is added at the end of their stupid useless comment.

User 1: "Bro is so majestic that he can't be cancelled 💀"

User 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by VIadimir Putin September 21, 2023

The Maestro

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"

"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."

by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007