Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
Get the mall carniesmug. see mallgoth/mall goth
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
Get the mall hipstermug. by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021
Get the Coconut Malledmug. by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
Get the Coconut mallmug. We want to be Mall Rats today.
Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.
Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.
Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
by Water Chestnut December 27, 2010
Get the Mall Ratsmug. Stores fail at staying open for more than one year, loud, dangerous past midnight, old people in the morning, annoying solicitors trying to sell crap, mall security thinks they're the Clarkstown Police.
and many childhood memories for anybody who grows up in Rockland.
and many childhood memories for anybody who grows up in Rockland.
by Don't use ur real name loleee May 2, 2009
Get the Palisades Mallmug. An individual calling themself "goth"/"gothic" that ,in actuality, is not involved in the subculture.
They listen to overhyped nu-metal/emo bands that they like for the simple fact that they believe it will make them 'cool',or more 'gothic'.
Usually between the ages of 12-17, they have a very blatant fashion sense; commonly wearing baggy, black pants with chains draped from them, spiked wristbands/collars, beanies, and especially Slipknot, HIM, or Korn tees.
Their chief source of fashion is Hot Topic (owned by Abercrombie & Fitch)
Some will don a depressed visage, never smile or speak, and others will don a moody, angry tone.
None of these 'goths' are generally 'gothic' at all. None of these people understand the origins, roots, or influences of the subculture, nor would they likely to be interested in any of its true aspects.
They listen to overhyped nu-metal/emo bands that they like for the simple fact that they believe it will make them 'cool',or more 'gothic'.
Usually between the ages of 12-17, they have a very blatant fashion sense; commonly wearing baggy, black pants with chains draped from them, spiked wristbands/collars, beanies, and especially Slipknot, HIM, or Korn tees.
Their chief source of fashion is Hot Topic (owned by Abercrombie & Fitch)
Some will don a depressed visage, never smile or speak, and others will don a moody, angry tone.
None of these 'goths' are generally 'gothic' at all. None of these people understand the origins, roots, or influences of the subculture, nor would they likely to be interested in any of its true aspects.
"You're indefinitely not involved in the gothic subculture; you would appear to be a mall goth."
"My friend only listens to HIM and Slipknot, and pretends to be depressed all the time; he's a mall goth."
"My friend only listens to HIM and Slipknot, and pretends to be depressed all the time; he's a mall goth."
by Draconysius May 5, 2006
Get the mall gothmug.