machine-net 

There are 6 billion intelligent machines in the world, and the machine-net is a network that connects those machines - similar to the way the Internet ties together computers.

By "talking" over the machine-net, a washing machine will "tell" a dishwasher when it has finished its final rinse cycle so both devices aren't pulling from the hot water heater at the same time. The dishwasher will then automatically begin its cycle.

machine-net by Nacho November 19, 2004

Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.

I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.

Machine Gun Spamming by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009

Machine Gun Reflex 

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.

Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".

Machine Gun Reflex by epimethius05 March 11, 2010

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

machine gun theory by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018

Machine Gun Kelly

The savior of rock, and the king of rap

Machine Gun Kelly, the greatest artist alive

Machine Gun Kelly by MGK/Pete Davidson fan February 11, 2022

Machine Gun 

When fingering a girl, stick your two index fingers in her vagina, in a rapid fire motion, therefore creating a "machine gun" efect. Also can be done in the anus with the pinky fingers.

"man that chick was so drunk, she let me machine gun her all night man... both holes!!"

Machine Gun by Billy Leblanc April 26, 2004

Machine Gun 

1.A gun that is a machine as well.

2.A gun that fires many bullets in a short period of time.

This isn't fair! They have rocks, and all we have are machine guns!

Machine Gun by Poops McGee January 7, 2004