by yubviub May 15, 2018
Get the lurkmug. A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.
Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
by Immunetalox May 28, 2015
Get the lurking trollmug. by yung_xon June 16, 2023
Get the lurking and merkinmug. A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.
I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.
by Bloopittybloop February 9, 2024
Get the Lurking Chickenmug. As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
Get the Delusional Lurkingmug. A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
“Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”
“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
Get the Baby lurkmug. 