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Lacking

I dont know what you talkin bout nigga.
"Nigga you lacking"
by Megamaan April 16, 2014
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Lurking

The act of going to a night club or busy bar and scoping out your prey in the shadows. Then, when they least expect it -or when they are at their highest point of intoxication-, you swoop in and get really fashion friendly. Usually the natural habitat of a lurker is around the dancefloor.
Pitman: What is Bean doing over there in the shadows?
Hunter: Looks like he is lurking again.
Ham: He is scoping out prey to be his next victim...lurking is an artform.
by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009
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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle
by grumpyboy December 27, 2005
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cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.
Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.
by Renown February 25, 2008
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Lacking Rain

The state of being of dryness, where one is incapable of dropping rain, or has flawed rain. Best used in the context of Beer Pong.
"Iain your are lacking rain so bad - your shot is flawed and you cannot hit a cup."

"Ew my god get off the altar with that flawed shit lack-of-rain of yours, that is fucking disgusting."

"Bro you like the tha Sahara the way you lack rain bro."
by AP witit May 8, 2008
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Licking My Shorts

Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.
Dude, I got somethin licking my shorts, gotta go.
prairie dogging
by poopman9615 October 19, 2010
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