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Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22
Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.
by Farkan June 6, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
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Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.
Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo
by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021
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Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
Lorenzo just missed that shot
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay
Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.
There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻
by Batman111999 November 22, 2021
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lorenzo

A itallian guy who can`t love but very tall

the lorenzo boys are mixed of angel and devil, they love being with friends and knows a lot of people
he hates people who argument a lot with him

he can be really fast mad
their dicks are between 10-16
girl: hey
lorenzo: send nudes
by gurl21 January 3, 2017
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