Sappy-loo

A sudden outburst of happyness and sadness at the same time

I'm so sappy-loo

by Shrek.donkey for life December 7, 2019

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

Loo

Loo is a short ✨British✨ term meaning toilet. English teachers use it.

I need the loo

by MATIRIALGWOOORL January 25, 2022

loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Deja Loo

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business

i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

Loos

Usually a sexually transmitted disease through touching or a hardcore gamer with an addiction to buying stuff to the virtual world

Oh god help me I think I have contracted a serious case of loos.

Yo man you need to stop it you have bought too much your turning into loos

by A Morcus April 9, 2017

Loo

Loo- laugh outta ordinance, when you are laughing really hard and obnoxious

Example: you laugh but you sound like a dying horse so you text back LOO

by Gunner/hannah April 27, 2020