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An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!
Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”
Logan is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is super funny and is always there for you. He can be kind of weird and crazy at times, but that just adds to his personality. He can be kind of awkward, but when he is, it just makes him kind of adorable. If you ever meet a Logan, don’t let him go. He is one of the nicest people in the world. He cares very deeply about all of his friends, girls and guys alike. He likes to quote shows and games at times. Logan can be kind of self conscious sometimes, but he is really good at hiding it. He has good goals that he’s set for himself, and always tries to work at them. Logan is a handsome human being and he will never understand how attractive he actually is. He is always worried about you and apologizes, even if it wasn’t his fault. He is very empathetic and won’t stop talking to you until he knows that you are okay. Logan is one of the bestest friends that you can have, so make sure to love him with all your heart!
Woah is that Logan”
Yeah he has a huge schlong
Logan by A_Very_Hot_Male August 9, 2022
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An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.
-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.
Logan by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022
He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
Logan by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
a boy who is really smelly and gross and has a 2 inch penis. He is a virgin with a sad life and women are not attracted to him.
Logan: sup ladies

Female 1: OMG EW ITS LOGAN!!

Female 2: STAY BACK RAPIST
logan by sai:3 November 30, 2022
A really good friends but can be a bitch too at times...period
Logan thank you sm queen;

Logan you dumb cunt
Logan by nana9393 December 30, 2022
Wow that guy is very skinny, you could call him Logan!
Logan by MortensonLxver September 15, 2023